Wednesday, May 19, 2010

WWF Wednesday**

(Biggify for best results!)




















Giving the puppy girl a schooling! She might be getting bigger, but I'm still The Boss!

For now, at least....


*kissey face*
-Fiona (and yes, the Not So Little Monster is a Giant Pest!!!!)

**Not to be confused with WTF Wednesday! ;-)

Monday, May 17, 2010

Mom and Dad have been "busy"

So. Mom and Dad had a Really Big car race this last weekend. They were so busy getting ready for it that Mom hasn't had a chance to take pictures of us. Seriously. At least that's what Mom says.

C'mon Mom. How could you not take pictures of my beautiful snooter? Whatever...

Yeah, um, so. This race was a 'National Tour' event - which means that a lot of the people who race at the National Championships come out for this. So, for the first time since last year's Nationals, Dad and Uncle Charlie had more than themselves to compete against, and Mom and Aunt Linda (Uncle Charlie's wife) had more than themselves to compete against, too.

The big race was at the Wendover Airport (this was the second weekend that we've raced out there this year), and because Friday is full of 'pre-race' events, and the Utah Region was hosting the race, Mom and Dad decided that we'd go out on Thursday. And, because there is another big National race at Wendover next weekend, Mom and Dad towed the Jeep out so we could drive back to Park City after the first race,and leave the House With Wheels out at Wendover for the week. So, we got there on Thursday, and Dad and Uncle Charlie set the course while Mom got the House With Wheels all set up.


There was a big 'paddock' area with lots of houses with wheels and trailers and stuff, but Mom and Dad chose to park away from everyone else (the big paddock area was all on concrete, and far away from the dirt, and since I don't like to piddle on concrete, Mom and Dad wanted to be close to the dirt; also, Mom and Dad are kind of anti-social! *grin*)

Here's the main paddock.

Since Mom and Dad were So Far Away from 'the action', they had to ride their bye-sickles back and forth so their feet didn't get worn out!

Oh, I do want to show you a sponsor that really caught my attention:

It's the big Bridgestone tire truck/tent. Mom and Dad use Hoosier tires, and my tires are my own personal brand, but I am a new fan of the Bridgestone people because one of the nice people from that tent met Abby (who was out on one of her many 'Mom is taking her for a walk because she's driving the rest of us - meaning me and Dad - crazy' walks) and for some reason, he was suckered in by her puppy cuteness (and Abby just sucks that up like a sponge - she's such a diva). He was So Suckered by her puppy cuteness that he stopped by the House With Wheels the very next morning and brought us Vita-bones!!! If Abby and I needed new tires (or doggie cookies) we'd have gone straight to the Bridgestone people!

And while Abby can be a little obnoxious with this whole 'cute puppy' thing, if this face has people bringing cookies to our door, well, I guess I can't complain too much!

Work it, baby! Heehee!

But when Abby wasn't doing her cute puppy thing, she was being a General Pain. Mom says it has something to do with all her needle-like puppy teeth falling out and her Big Dog Teeth coming in. I think it's just because Abby is a pest, but that's just my humble opinion. But she was Such A Pain that Mom took her on a lot of "course walks". In the car racing Mom and Dad do (it's called autocross), they drive around cones, and they can look at the course by walking it, but they don't see it at speed until they race it. The more you walk the course, the better you get to know it. So under the guise of wanting to "walk the course" Mom gave Dad and me a break from The Not-So-Little Monster. Abby probably saw the course more times than most of the racers out there! (Seriously. She was being a Monster!)

Unfortunately, Mom couldn't actually take pictures of her walking the course with Abby, what with not being able to step out of her body and all, and Dad and I were hiding in the House With Wheels, far away from The Giant Pest, so here's a picture of Other People walking the course. And in case you were wondering, Abby only made one 'deposit' on the course - which Mom promptly cleaned up.

Unfortunately for my totally photogenic self, pretty much all weekend long, when Mom or Dad was racing (or working), the other one would ride back to the House With Wheels, take us out (one at a time, thankyouverymuch!), and then get back to "the action". Personally, I think they were trying to avoid The Pest!

However, they did get a bunch of pictures of themselves. Hello?!? Excuse me?!? Whose bloggie is this, anyway? Pictures of people and cars? *YAWN* I'm just saying... However, since Mom generally indulges me, I'll cut her a little slack and let her post some car racing pictures. Just this once.

Here's Dad in the 'Franken-Miata'.

And here's Mom.

And Dad again!

And Mom going 'zoom-zoom'. Heehee.

Here is some of Dad's competition:

Unfortunately, this car broke (which is totally common for the cars in this class), but in the true spirit of competition, one of the other driving teams gave up some of their runs and let this guy drive their car. Pretty cool, I think!

And here are some of the other cars that were out there:
If you are wondering why the cars are going in different directions, it is because they ran the course one direction one day, and then changed it slightly and ran it backwards the next day.

Here's a picture of Mom and Aunt Linda after their runs on the second day:
And Mom sitting in the car looking all racer-y.

As for how everyone did? Dad did okay the first day, and Really Well the second day, and ended up 5th. Uncle Charlie won the class. Aunt Linda came in 2nd in the women's class, and after a really bad first day, Mom did really well the second day, and ended up 3rd (she probably would have been 4th, but for the broken car; the car that broke in the men's class had a lady driver in it as well, and the woman ended up driving a completely illegal-for-the-class-but-very-cool-looking Mustang, and so she had to be DSQ'ed.) Mom and Dad were both very pleased with how they did on the second day, and so while they are Very Tired now, they are happy with how the weekend went.

Next weekend we are back to Wendover for another race, but I am hoping that before that, Mom will get some pictures of me. (Particularly pictures where I am beating up on The Pest, who needs to be put in her place!)

Oh, and we had a moose encounter today, but Mom didn't get any pictures because she was too busy shooing us inside, and panicking about the very pissed off moose in the yard (the moose only got pissed off after we got inside and Dad was trying to get her to leave...)

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Girls Gone Wild (?)

If we were uber-rich celebrity party girls, this picture would probably be on the cover of every tabloid in the country!

Heehee!

*ahem*

Hey. Um, so in a totally sober moment, we had more snow today. (Yes, Khyra, the weather gods are just doing this to taunt you!) Frankly, we're getting sick of it all.

It is seriously cutting into our hiking and Mom and Dad's biking. ENOUGH ALREADY!!! If we wanted weather like this into May, we'd have moved to some northern province in Canada or something!!!

Oh, and some of you may have noticed that I have started signed comments 'Fiona (and Abby, I guess, since her Big Dog teeth are coming in)'. Don't let this fool you. Just because Abby's getting her Big Dog teeth doesn't mean that she's going to be blogging any time soon. I'm just kind-of, sort-of admitting that she's becoming a bit of a dog-ette (kind of like a dinette, but totally different)...

She's only got one more little canine to lose and then she's all Big Dog teeth! (She wouldn't let Mom get a picture of her little canine...)

And in a final note? We got haircuts yesterday. We haven't really stood still long enough for Mom to get a decent picture, but here we are last night, trying to pretend that we don't want to go run in the mud....

*kissey face*
-Fiona (and The Little Monster... I guess. *sigh*)

PeeEss: Mom has started writing her 'fanfics' again. (You probably have to log in, since this is 'adult' stuff. But if you like Harry Potter fanfics, I'm told Mom's stuff is pretty good.)

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

Happy Mother's Day, Mom! For this one day out of the year, we promise to be well-behaved, not try to steal your dinner/blankets/place in bed/pillows/anything else that you have that we might want. Oh, good grief. We couldn't keep that up for 15 minutes; an entire day is inconceivable!

But we love, you anyway, Mom.

Because, you are the one who lets me sit on your lap during road trips:


And who gets all of us (including Dad!) out on hikes:


And who shares teases us with birthday cake:

And who makes a good pillow!

And who shovels ridiculous amounts of snow so we can have someplace to piddle:

That picture was taken April 6th, BTW!

Our Mom is so wonderful that she allows Puppy Monsters to eat her camera!


And she takes us to Puppy Classes!

But the best thing about Mom? She helped Dad pick out my evil darling little sister, Abby:


And, Mom helped pick me out!!!!

So, thanks for everything, Mom. (Including the dinner we are going to steal from you tonight, and the blankets we are going to steal, chew holes in, and pull out all of the stuffing. Hypothetically, speaking, of course!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby