To help our fellow competitors (because this is a friendly competition, after all), we've added a few tips for peak performance:
|First, always check the tensile strength of your Frisbee!|
|Keep your eye on the Frisbee!|
|Ear flappage helps increase your amplitude!|
|Using your tail for leverage can help you catch even the most poorly thrown of Frisbees!|
|For safety, have a partner spot you when getting 'big air'!|
|The wider the jaws, the greater the likelihood of a successful catch!|
|Don't forget about style points! The more limbs in action, the better!|
|A stylish miss is better than a boring catch!|
|When in doubt, jump high and hope! (Note tail use and ear flappage for maximum amplitude!)|
|Seriously, don't underestimate stylish misses!|
|Trust me; spectacular misses can earn you high points!|
|Pick up tips from your training partner, when possible!|
|Always bring the Frisbees back to your Designated Thrower for more quality training time.|
|I have heard that actually letting go of the Frisbee so that it can be thrown again helps, but I'm not so sure.|
Finally, make sure you have high-quality, accurate press photos for the media, so your fans can recognize you at all times!
Heehee! Now you won't miss us in a crowd!
We're so excited for the Blogville Olympics! This is going to be Most Excellent! We can't wait to see all our fellow competitors in action! Good luck to everyone!
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus