It's Official

Yep. Abby is now officially The Hippobottomus. See?!?

When it says so on a name tag, you know that it's true! All I can say is that I hope that Abby, the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy (henceforth to be known simply as the Hippobottomus), will stop growing. I mean, she's got to stop growing at some point.

Doesn't she?!? Please tell me that she will stop growing at some point. Please!

At least I'm still The Boss.

Neener, neener.

Although, if the truth be told (and why not, since it is the truth, after all), she's getting a little tougher to take down.

I especially like this picture! I am SO the Queen!

Heehee!

Don't worry. No puppies, or Hippobottomuses (Hippobottomi?) were hurt in the making of this post.

BTW, apparently Hippobottomi can run quickly when need be...

Heehee. (Again)

But lest you think that the Hippobottomus is a poor, defenseless creature who only gets beat on by her older and wiser sister, let me assure you that she can sucker Mom with innocent looks with the best of them. Hey. We both learned from The Master!


That look has earned that girl more treats than I can count!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming

After failing to get Flat Brutus in to Park City to see the sights (in all fairness, Mom has had a pretty hectic week, so FB spent a lot of time just chilling with us) we said our goodbyes, and Mom got Flat Brutus packed up to his next destination, Mayzie's house. With luck, Flat Brutus should be there by Monday or Tuesday. Bye, Flat Brutus!!! We had fun! And if anyone else has flat selves they would like to send traveling, we'd love to host more flat doggies!

Until more flat doggies show up (hint, hint), I have gone back to teaching Abby the Mutant Puppy who's boss. I've received a lot of advice about how it is all about attitude, and when it comes to showing Mutant Puppy who's in charge, I've got attitude to spare!

Wouldn't you be scared by that if you were some upstart mutant puppy? I thought so!

Yep. I'm So The Boss around here!

Smackdown in the making! Heh!

Here Abby thinks she's all cool because she's got the toy:
But I only let her get away with that for so long...

She didn't even see me coming!

Neener, neener, I'm faster than you, Mutant Puppy!

Still faster...

Ummm. Still faster. *heehee*
Let's see.... Hmmm. Still faster than the Mutant.

Note how the little Mutant tries to bite my butt in an attempt to make up for her lack of speed?

To keep the Little Mutant's "self-esteem" up (i.e. so she doesn't totally catch on to the concept that I'm just way faster and wiley-er than she is) I'll let her get the toy. Occasionally.


But when it comes down to it, I'm not the one who is all goofy-looking with her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth!

Heehee.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

WWF Wednesday**

(Biggify for best results!)




















Giving the puppy girl a schooling! She might be getting bigger, but I'm still The Boss!

For now, at least....

*kissey face*
-Fiona (and yes, the Not So Little Monster is a Giant Pest!!!!)

**Not to be confused with WTF Wednesday! ;-)

It's the Thursday Night Smackdown!!!

I won!

Heehee!

*kissey face*
-Fiona