*ahem.
TaiChi and I have been busy trying to prep for the Best In Show competition, and the Abby Monster has totally ruined our beauty sleep, chewed through our evening wear gowns, and heavens knows what happened to my bikini, but I don’t think those stains are water! Eeeew.
Speaking of MangoMinster, since both TaiChi and I are competing for Best In Show, we just urge you to go vote. Preferably for one of us, but go vote! Me? I’m actually throwing my vote in for TaiChi; she is so old and venerable and wise that I think she is definitely the Best In Show. Me? I’ve got plenty of time to be Best In Show; TaiChi deserves the honors while she has the chance.
There is No Way that I was ever this young.
Not possible. I am certain that when I came to Mom and Dad, I was perfectly well-behaved, house-broken, and the model of a perfect puppy.
Note from Fi’s Mom: No, actually, you weren’t. In fact, Dad was just talking about the time when he was on the couch and you were sleeping on his stomach, and completely without warning, you peed all over him.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mom. I think you’re smoking crack. I never did anything like that. End of discussion.
I know, she looks all innocent and everything, but trust me, Mom brought home a MONSTER. If you put her in her crate, she immediately starts protesting like someone is trying to pull her tail off!
Monster, I tell you! The noises that come out of this thing!And don’t let this picture fool you. I’m not relaxing around her, I’m just keeping a Very Close Eye on her.
TaiChi doesn’t trust her, either!
And here she can’t decide if she should chew on her toy or my tail…. If you can't tell, I am using my extraordinary mental powers to convince her that she really doesn't want to chew on my tail...
Mom doesn’t have any ‘action shots’ yet because whenever Abby is up and moving, so is Mom.
Personally, I think Mom and Dad should buy stock in the Nature’s Miracle company, the way they are using that stuff up!
But, when Abby sleeps, we all take the chance to get a little shut-eye.
*kissey face*
-Fiona the ever-suffering.
PeeEss: Go to MangoMinster and vote for TaiChi. Or me, but I think TaiChi really deserves it more than me.
