Friday, December 24, 2010

Letters to Santa

Dear Santa,

I can explain. Really, I can. I used to be a Very Good Dog.

And then my parents brought home this puppy monster. She started off all cute and stuff, but she quickly grew to be large and unmanageable.

I try VERY HARD to be a good dog, but a girl has to keep puppy monsters in line, right? Hopefully that won’t count against me.

For Christmas, I would very much like some jumbones, some toys that my sister does not immediately steal from me and destroy, and some bully sticks. However, since my parents and grandparents spoil me, if you’d rather drop my goodies off at a needy dog shelter, that would work, too.

We had to forgo the traditional milk, as no one here drinks milk (and we’d offer you single malt scotch, but I’d hate for the Utah Skyway Patrol to pull you over for DPUI (delivering presents under the influence) but we have some high-quality dog cookies for your Reindogs. Safe travels, Santa!

Merry Christmas!


Dear Santa,

Um. I was a puppy for 94.7% of this year. I think that explains everything.

I would like lots of stuffies with squeakers, things to chew on, and my sister to let me have equal sit-by-Mom time. Right now my sister hogs the space right next to Mom; she’s there ALL THE TIME, and I’d like to be able to sit next to Mom, too, occasionally.



Merry Christmas to all of our family and friends throughout the world!

*kissey face*

-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

PeeEss: Santa, thanks for all the snow you sent us, via Tank's request! Mom might need some more towels, if you haven't gone shopping for her yet....


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Great letters woo two!

I think woo will do furry well by Santa!

Happy HOWLidays!


the 4 Bs said...

you two are sosososososo CUTE and ADORABLE! you wrote very nice letters to santa and we know that he will be generous with you. of course, you are good pups. you just play and have a lot of fun with each other.

we love your christmas tree.

merry christmas to you !


hero said...

Dear Fiona and Abby,

Thanks for your well wishes and I hope you're having a great wonderful Christmas... my wounds are healing under medication now.

Licks, hero

Maggie and Mitch said...

Merry Christmas to both of you and to your mom and dad!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

3 doxies said... girls are too funny! My mum said it wouldn't do me any good to send a letter to Santa.
Fiona, dat was vert sweet of yous to tell Santa to takes stuff to da shelters...I'm in awe of you thinking of others.
Abby, I still consider myself a puppy too sooooo...dat DOES explain everything.

Hope ya'll haves a Merry Christmas!

PS: We left Santa beer and Cheeto's...I sure hope he likes dat kinda stuff.

Wild Dingo said...

I was a puppy...that explains everything. um, classic.

sigh. what is the world coming to when letters to santa are all about excuses? i mean, we either have really bad dogs (me included) or we are paranoid... i think we're paranoid. santa was prolly really great to you guys, and didn't even think about your indescretions!

and i'm sure he would have like the double malt... hope you left him a shot at least...

Mango said...

You don't need more towels, you need a few sham-wow's! Hehehe.

Have a wonderful holiday.


Mickie said...

Fun letters! Merry Christmas!

The Army of Four said...

Merry Christmas, girls!
Play bows,

Clive said...

Merry Christmas!

with best wishes
Clive, Murray and all the gang in Dublin!

Oskar said...

Happy Christmas to you & yours from Pet Blogs United!

Oskar & Pam

The Thundering Herd said...

We think a puppy in the house is a good excuse for anything. And we heard puppyhood lasts a couple of years, so you are good for next Christmas as well.

BRUTUS said...

So did you get everything you asked for? How could Santa deny such lovely furladies their hearts'desires? Hope you & the family are having a wonderful holiday season!!

Brutus & Carmen

The Thuglets said...

We loved your letters! Your photos are lovely.

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

We hope Santa Paws was good to you!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Puppyhood = "Get Out Of Jail Free" card