Don't get me wrong. I sort of like my sister, when she's napping. But she sort of terrifies me when she's racing after me with those jaws that bite and claws that catch. (Yes, I think she should have a name tag that reads 'Jabberwock' but Mom says that wouldn't fit on a tag. I say if Hippobottomus fit on a tag, Jabberwock totally should. Mom thinks it would look weird hyphenated, since it wouldn't all fit on one line... Of course, I also think 'Bandersnatch' would be a great name for Daisy... Clearly I need to talk more with Mom about this.)
Seriously - how would YOU feel with something like this coming after you?
|You think I look happy here - I'm really trying to plot my next move!|
|Aaaah!!! She's after me!!|
I mean, can't a girl just enjoy some quality tennis ball time?
|Only if Mom throws it DEEP into the yard.|
|Otherwise, the wee beastie is right underfoot. (And then she tries to bitey my foot!)|
I keep hoping that if I just don't look down, she'll not attempt to bitey me.
However, I really should know better by now...
Not quite yet, my short little friend...
|Yup. Cue the Ennio Morricone music.|
|She has perfected this look, so when she does something bad, she just has to pull this face, and Mom forgives her.|
|How does she look SO INNOCENT when we all know that she's thinking about bitey-ing me?!?|
I guess I am going to have to put up with this for quite a while....
-Fiona and Crazy Daisy