Yep. Abby is now officially The Hippobottomus. See?!?
When it says so on a name tag, you know that it's true! All I can say is that I hope that Abby, the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy (henceforth to be known simply as the Hippobottomus), will stop growing. I mean, she's got to stop growing at some point.
Doesn't she?!? Please tell me that she will stop growing at some point. Please!
At least I'm still The Boss.
Although, if the truth be told (and why not, since it is the truth, after all), she's getting a little tougher to take down.
I especially like this picture! I am SO the Queen!
Don't worry. No puppies, or Hippobottomuses (Hippobottomi?) were hurt in the making of this post.
BTW, apparently Hippobottomi can run quickly when need be...
But lest you think that the Hippobottomus is a poor, defenseless creature who only gets beat on by her older and wiser sister, let me assure you that she can sucker Mom with innocent looks with the best of them. Hey. We both learned from The Master!
That look has earned that girl more treats than I can count!
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus