Okay. I am not blind. I know that the mutant puppy is getting bigger. But there is No. Way. that this cute little fluffy puppy:
is the same dog with whom I (reluctantly) share my tennis balls:
Seriously. How could this, my (admittedly) cute little sister:
POSSIBLY be this:
I think aliens abducted my cute little puppy sister, and replaced her with this, this, Thing. I may have to ask Dennis to look into this for me, because my real sister isn't even 9 months old yet. There is no way that that thing in Dad's arms is my sister. I think she's a pod-doggie or something.
In the meantime, I will be forced to continue to play fetch with this alien abductee....
I'll be scanning the skies to see if the aliens will be bringing my REAL sister back...
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Alien Abductee