Sunday, March 13, 2011

Nekkid wrestling

Heh. Mom's Google hits as of late have been fairly boring... "Spring yard work"? "Cracker dog"? Well, okay. I can kinda see that last one. But Spring Yard Work? As if. Abby is the only one around here competent enough to be allowed to do any yard work. Mom must be kept at least 15 feet from any foliage, lest her toxic thumb kill all of our trees and bushes, and leave us living in something resembling Carthage once Scipio Africanus was done with it*. Anyhoo, 'nekkid wrestling' should bring in some good Google hits. ;-)

So, Abby and I got our spring haircuts. I know there is still snow on the ground, but it's getting really warm during the day, and our snow is melting very quickly. (Think of the wicked witch in a steam bath, and you'll get the idea....) We're quite happy with our new sleek, streamlined looks, and have taken the opportunity to get in some serious bitey-face. ('Nekkid bitey-face' won't bring in as many good Google hits as 'nekkid wrestling'...)

That last picture was taken this morning, and if you can't tell, our snow was already getting mushy. Which means that Mom and Dad will be doing more of the bye-sickle-ing and less of the skiing stuff (unless it gets colder and we get more snow, which is entirely possible). We're happy no matter what the weather, because bitey-face is one of the all-season activities!

You may also notice that now that Abby has lost her floof, she is much less intimidating looking. I mean, look at those skinny little leggies! She's much easier to smackdown on, now that she's nekkid! Heehee.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

*"Scipio Africanus" you ask? Well... Mom's a big fan of ancient Roman history and we think some dude salting the earth is way more interesting than some dude who divides Gaul into three parts and then gets stabbed by his buddies for his efforts. :-)


Kari in WeHo said...

Looks like the missing fur isn't bothering you guys much to me!


Benny and Lily said...

whoa!! wrestle mania
Benny & Lily

Winnie said...

Loving your new look!

That wrestling must keep you warm

Love and licks, Winnie xx

rottrover said...

FLOOF ALERT!! Look our Khyra!!

The Thundering Herd said...

We can only imagine the riff-raff you will attract with that title via Google. Errrrr - us excepted, of course.

Kritter Kommunity said...

Smackdown in the snow! You two are lovely, thanks for posting such great photos too.

Stop by and see us, we found you on the Blog Hop!

Madi and Abi (two kitties)

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BZ Training said...

Oh, my goodness! I'm cold just looking at you!

Lorenza said...

I can see that being naked did not affect your snowy games!
That is pawesome, right?
Kisses and hugs

Maggie and Mitch said...

We bet that snow feels good on your nekkid bodies!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

OMD, don't you feel cold with the snows, and no furs? Bahaha. Also, I think one great way to scare Abby would be to fart in her face when she least expects it, and when she gets a whiff of it, just take her down!!


1000 Goldens said...

You still got nice floofy Goldie tails, my nudie friends!

Anonymous said...

I hope nobody makes me get nekkid! It's bad enough when they clip out my mats, mats that mama swears weren't there when she took me to the groomers. She's not happy with the groomer right now. I wonder if she's thinking of shaving me nekkid too! I wouldn't mind if I could get some good wrestling in -- nekkid or otherwise. LOL!


K9friend said...

Looks like a great wrestling match you've got going on!


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Your nekkidness has me so hot it melted all the snow!


Amber-Mae said...

Gosh, you two look pretty vicious in some of those pictures. TEE HEE

bermudabluez said...

Still looks like FUN!!! WOW! You two look so skinny now!!! Amazing how different one looks when nekkid! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug