Thursday, June 17, 2010

Of Haircuts and Evil Twins and Things

*Warning* This post contains pictures of totally naked doggies. (And I can't wait to see what the google visitor stats do with that phrase!) For those of you who may be offended by naked dogs, consider yourself warned.


Mom decided that it was time to get our summer cuts. We have another weekend of human zoomies (autocross) in Wendover, and it is supposed to be in the 80s, and we were getting a little woolly, so Mom hauled us off to the groomers. We leave for Wendover tomorrow, and today was the first day since Abby got filleted spayed that she could have a bath, so today was groomer day.

Woo. Hoo.

Somehow, after the groomer, the Mutant Puppy Monster and I have ended up looking like twins. What is up with that?!?

Seriously. When did that happen?

Mom has decided that she can no longer control the evil Puppy Monster keep Abby at a low activity level, and so after the groomer, she let us go back to our regular friendly interaction.

Who's on top? I can't tell who I am in this picture....

Oh yeah. I'm the one on top with the leg in my mouth...

Who is this Mini-Me, and why is she attacking me? What has happened to the little thing Mom and Dad brought home?

This thing above is my sister. Not this thing:

Oh crap.

I've got an evil twin!

But, there is one thing about having an Evil Twin; she will go along with just about anything...

And I've got her trained to look innocent (as best she can, anyway) when needed....

Who, us? What did we do?!?


So yeah, we are pretty much 'naked' for summer. It's nice and comfy, and we are streamlined - which makes for most excellent zoomies!

And that's what it's all about, right?

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby my Evil Twin the Mutant Puppy


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...


Once upon a time, she was tiny widdle puppy!

What great zoooooomiebiteyfacebiteylegbiteybody shots!


Jan said...

Be glad your groomer didn't turn you into a buffalo, a flamingo or a flower garden like some Poodles had happen on TV.

bermudabluez said...

Have to admit and Abby do look like twins!! It happens to us that way too...unfortunately there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

You two are super cute!! Love the bitey face pics!!
xoxoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Sunny said...

OMD! I can't tell you who's who! You DO look like twins!
Double trouble for sure ~ haha!
Luv, Lucy (Woof!)

Clive said...

Okay, that is a short short cut! Murray loves that the two of you look so alike! He really loves the idea of twins - human or canine! Sorcha has friends who are identical twins and Murray loves when they come to visit! He always can tell them apart - while his Mom just calls them 'the girls' because she never can tell!

You'll both enjoy the summer with those haircuts!

take care
Clive and the NSLM

ps-20 children was incredible wasn't it - the poor woman married at 20 and had a child a year until she was 40! Mind you, she lived until she was 85 so it didn't seem to affect her health but the idea of so many pregnancies sends shivers down Murray's Moms spine!

Ginger Jasper said...

Oh wow I remember that day when the little cutie was brought home. Still cute though as are you.. I love the new hair cuts.. Zoomies galore I think.. HUgs GJ xx

Kari in WeHo said...

puppies sure do grow up super fast!

BRUTUS said...

Yowza. You DO look alike. Mom better keep different collars on you or something! For all its shortfalls (like missing furs from your tail), I can see how this could work to your advantage - just frame Abby for all misbehaving, but scoot in and soak up the glory if she does something good!

Hope your humans do good zoomies this weekend! Oh and mom wanted me to say we were going talk about standing in front of Petsmart in our bloggie, whatever that means (I don't have the slightest idea, but she seems excited).

Brutus the Frenchie

YD, sometimes with ♥Samantha and ♥June said...

Don't know what happened to our comment. Anyhoo...

you girls had such fun playing bitey face and zoomies!
Have a great weekend!

Sam & June

Dory and the Mama said...


That is what Mama calls us after our summer cuts! Bilbo has his...I get mine in July and lucky Jacob just gets his hairs cut every now and then by Mama!!

Ummm, Fiona...Abby is like your identical twin sister. Maybe you need to tattoo her name REAL BIG on her tummy so we can tell you apart.

Smileys and Snuggles!
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

Maggie and Mitch said...

You both look beautiful with your summer cuts! It's nice to feel cooler, isn't it?!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Lorenza said...

I knew this day was comming, Fiona!
Yes! You two look like twins!
Haaa! ooops!
Glad she is again enjoying the zoomies!
Kisses and hugs

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello fiona its dennis the vizsla dog hay i think yoo ar overluking the posibul benefits of an eevil twin this beeing that yoo now hav a lukalike to blaym things on!!! ha ha ok bye

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1000 Goldens said...

OMD - you are officially twins now! I don't know what happened to the pipsqueek puppy?

The Thundering Herd said...

You two are going to have to start wearing nametags for us.

P.S. - had to laugh. Our blogger codeword is meaningless in English, but is a Spanish slang word that, well, could really get you interesting blogger searches.

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my Gosh - you two really could be twins!! :-) But I do think it looks much more comfortable and cool in hot weather. Hey, Fiona - they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? :-)

Honey the Great Dane

Honey the Great Dane said...

ps. I can't believe how fast Abby has grown!!!!

Mango said...

A shocking, yet most enjoyable R rated post. True, I cannot tell you from your evil twin, but that is because you look so youthful.


Sierra Rose said...

Nice summer cuts!!! Oh yeah...faster zoomies sounds like a lot of fun!
Have fun at the auto races!!! Faster zoomies :)

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose