Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Ho-Hum

Okay, well first, I should say that the Super Top Secret exciting stuff is probably only Super Exciting to some of us. It's not like we are getting a new little sister (although I wish we could get one who would chew on Abby's tail...)

This one is cute, but she's already taken! Which is probably a good thing, because I think Mom would take her in a heartbeat!

And Mom didn't indulge herself and go buy a new Mustang GT500 (as much as she may have wanted to)...

She's going to wait until she sells her first book, and then she'll go buy one!!! Of course, she has to finish writing said first book, first, but that's just a minor detail...Heehee!

But, the Super Top Secret excitement has to wait for another day.

In the meantime, if you recall, my Mutant Puppy sister got spayed last Monday (a week ago), so we haven't been able to engage in our backyard MMA adventures...

Actually, it was raining up until yesterday, so we engaged in a little surreptitious indoor wrestling. Surreptitious because Abby is supposed to be engaging in 'minimal activity' through this week. Uh-huh. She's a 6 month old Mutant Puppy. They don't make drugs strong enough to keep her down.

She is supposed to be doing this:

And instead, she's looking for ways to get into trouble...

I know she looks all innocent like (and yes, she's milking the 'oh-poor-me' look...), but trust me, she's anything but...

First, I would like to say that I am a Super Tolerant sister.

Seriously. If that isn't tolerance it's me a split-second away from biting her mutant head off I don't know what is.

Do you see what I put up with?!?

And my only retaliation is to post unflattering pictures of her on the internets. Heehee.

However, the last couple of days have been nice, and Mom and Dad are back to taking us on walks on the local 'multi-use' trails. Because while Abby is supposed to limit her activity, she is only supposed to limit activity that involved biting/jumping on/harassing her much wiser and more beautiful older sister. Apparently long walks are OK. And since the vet knows Abby, they are also strongly encouraged. Heh.

First, Dennis, we've been checking out real estate for you, since you are all ready to get your Dad to buy you a house that backs on to the trail. I think this one would suit you perfectly:

It's only about 30,000 square-feet, but it should be large enough for you to race around in, while still providing Trouble with living quarters that will meet her exacting standards. I think the place even has a special Cheese Storage Room. At least that's what I think it said on the description. I will get you the realtor's name/number if you'd like.

Here's the multi-use trail being used buy multitudes...

Brutus, I would like you to notice the blue skies in these photos. I know you aren't familiar with such things, so I thought you should be able to at least see pictures of non-rainy skies!

Anyway, at least the 4.5 mile walks each day help take the edge of Mutant Puppy's ridiculous amount of energy.

Is it me, or does my Mutant Puppy Sister have an unnaturally large tongue?

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

13 comments:

Dory and the Mama said...

We just love Dennis's future home. How very nice of you to find it for him!!

My Mama says to tell your Mama...hurry up and publish that book cause that is one hot lookin' car!...Don't even ask me what that means.


Smiley & Snuggles!
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

BRUTUS said...

Hardy har har. I think you photoshopped that sky in, actually, as we haven't seen anything to convince us that the weather out there isn't cold & rainy 24/7. Besides, we little black Frenchies melt readily in the sun, so I think I might actually prefer this new weather pattern. At least that's what I'm trying to convince myself...

Waterlogged Snorts-
Brutus the Traveling Frenchie

Wild Dingo said...

No she does NOT have a large tongue and NO she is NOT mutant. in fact, she looks a lot like, um, YOU! (there i said it.) ;) waiting for the big news.... baby?

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo SOOOOOO love your mutant sister puppy!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango said...

Well, duh, she is a mutant. Of course she has a big tongue.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lorenza said...

Hi, Fiona!
Sure it has not been easy to keep Abby relaxed!
I know you two will be having your beloved wrestling games soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Martha and Bailey said...

You two have such fun together, we love the pics.
We like surprises!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

Kari in WeHo said...

you sure are making us wait to hear about the super top secret stuff!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello fiona its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay thanks for skowting howses for me!!! the thirdy thowsand skware fut wun sownds perfekt trouble ken barrikayd herself into a thowsand skware feet and tucker can hav another thowsand skware feet ware he ken sleep and mama and dada can hav a thowsand skware feet for all there junk and the rest wil belong to me and trixie!!! ok bye

Ms. ~K said...

We love her big tongue! Better for slobbery kisses on her big sister!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

bermudabluez said...

We love the pic of the big house! And your walking trails look fabulous...the one of Abby all STRETCHED out is pretty funny!! xoxoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Maggie and Mitch said...

The pictures of you and Abby together are just too cute, Fiona!
So Dennis will be your new neighbor? How cool is that?!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

twinkietinydog said...

Crazy girls! I'm getting caught up. But so far, one thing is clear, you guys have a great life and the Mutant Pup makes for an excellent playmate!
Twinkie