This one is cute, but she's already taken! Which is probably a good thing, because I think Mom would take her in a heartbeat!
And Mom didn't indulge herself and go buy a new Mustang GT500 (as much as she may have wanted to)...
She's going to wait until she sells her first book, and then she'll go buy one!!! Of course, she has to finish writing said first book, first, but that's just a minor detail...Heehee!
But, the Super Top Secret excitement has to wait for another day.
In the meantime, if you recall, my Mutant Puppy sister got spayed last Monday (a week ago), so we haven't been able to engage in our backyard MMA adventures...
Actually, it was raining up until yesterday, so we engaged in a little surreptitious indoor wrestling. Surreptitious because Abby is supposed to be engaging in 'minimal activity' through this week. Uh-huh. She's a 6 month old Mutant Puppy. They don't make drugs strong enough to keep her down.
She is supposed to be doing this:
And instead, she's looking for ways to get into trouble...
I know she looks all innocent like (and yes, she's milking the 'oh-poor-me' look...), but trust me, she's anything but...
First, I would like to say that I am a Super Tolerant sister.
Seriously. If that isn't tolerance
Do you see what I put up with?!?
And my only retaliation is to post unflattering pictures of her on the internets. Heehee.
However, the last couple of days have been nice, and Mom and Dad are back to taking us on walks on the local 'multi-use' trails. Because while Abby is supposed to limit her activity, she is only supposed to limit activity that involved biting/jumping on/harassing her much wiser and more beautiful older sister. Apparently long walks are OK. And since the vet knows Abby, they are also strongly encouraged. Heh.
First, Dennis, we've been checking out real estate for you, since you are all ready to get your Dad to buy you a house that backs on to the trail. I think this one would suit you perfectly:
It's only about 30,000 square-feet, but it should be large enough for you to race around in, while still providing Trouble with living quarters that will meet her exacting standards. I think the place even has a special Cheese Storage Room. At least that's what I think it said on the description. I will get you the realtor's name/number if you'd like.
Here's the multi-use trail being used buy multitudes...
Brutus, I would like you to notice the blue skies in these photos. I know you aren't familiar with such things, so I thought you should be able to at least see pictures of non-rainy skies!
Anyway, at least the 4.5 mile walks each day help take the edge of Mutant Puppy's ridiculous amount of energy.
Is it me, or does my Mutant Puppy Sister have an unnaturally large tongue?
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy