Sunday, February 14, 2010

TaiChi's Two Cents*

TaiChi here. Because I have a few things to say about my little sisters.


Seriously. All I can do is sigh. The youth of today is, well, going to the dogs. I can't believe that my parents have inflicted two crazy beasts on me in my golden years. I am perfectly happy to nap the day away, but as of late, I've had to put up with this:

Fi may be naked after her latest haircut, but she still manages to look like the Wolfman.

And I've also had to put up with this:

Great, another Wolfman in training....

And really, how is a girl supposed to get her beauty rest when this is going on?

I think I might go on vacation...

Will no one rid me of these meddlesome youngsters?!?

And sorry, Dennis, but that naked doggie is Most Definitely my big little sister Fiona. After all, here is only one Flying Fiona. Even if she is only half the dog she used to be! :-D

But trust me. She's still a goofball, naked or not. But between you, me, and the lamppost, I'm glad that Mom and Dad aren't going to take ME to that groomer! Teehee!


*Not to be confused with Tank's Two Cents ; I just liked the sound of it!


Kari in WeHo said...

man it sure looks like you aren't enjoying your golden years. Just a few more months and the youngens will only care about each other

Two Country Poodles said...

Oh Tai Chi...You may come here anytime...We too are of the nap till Noon then go to bed at 2 pm crowd. You would fit in just fine! You look about my size...We can share clothes.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

The Thundering Herd said...

But at least those two should tire each other out, right?

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello tai chi its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmmm may i sugjest retreeting to a sekyoor lokayshun and barking at the other too dogs as they play??? that is wot tucker duz with me and trixie!!! mostly!!! ok bye

Ms. ~K said...

Poor Tai Chi,
Today's generation has no respect for their elders!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

YD, sometimes with Samantha and June said...

Tai Chi, we are sorry that you have to put up with those 2 sillies.

Sam & June

Amber and Nala said...

A vacation sounds nice Tai-Chi! Or maybe you could ask for a bed of your own and let the little monsters battle it out away from you. ;)


Dory and the Mama said...

Tai Chi...Bilbo says that if ever there was a dog made for him, you are it!! He suggests that maybe you run away together???


BRUTUS said...

Ohhh Brrrrrrr!! Wow, mom goes away with the laptop for a few days and everybody changes! Fiona, where is your coat, girl??? Again, Brrrrrr!!!! Bet it's a lot easier to defrost when you come, though! And at least they left you the dignity of a tail! Poor TaiChi, I do sorta feel for her. Old Duncan was deaf, so at least my yapping had minimal effect on him!!

Brutus the Frenchie

Checkers said...

my goodness - I don't think I would like all that bickering! it would disturb my delicate tummy

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yes, seniors deserve peace and respect. Youngsters today have no respect for their elders. sigh.

Fiona sure is naked.

1000 Goldens said...

Tai Chi - your sister's are clearly gold medal contenders in the bitey face Olympics. Maybe you can put them in a time out, and get some sleep? Good luck! Farley

Twinkietinydog said...

I love how we all love our forever homes and then we sorta threaten BOL. Oh, you have two adorable sisters to play bitey with. Enjoy, silly TaiChi! If you want any help, call me.

Lorenza said...

Hi, TaiChi!
Sure those two are having lots of fun!
Come here with me!
My house is pretty quiet and we can enjoy lots of naps during the day!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

SGR said...

Woof! Woof! Oh! My Tai Chi. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Maggie and Mitch said...

I know pretty much how you feel, TaiChi! I was 8 when Mitch first came to live with me and the last thing I wanted was a puppy biting me and disturbing my beauty sleep! I feel for you!

Love ya lots,

Life With Dogs said...

Let me guess - you did not ask if they would be your Valentine? ;)

Martha and Bailey said...

TaiChi, you must borrow Air Fiona and fly over to Scotland for a little break.
We can see you are not getting a minute's peace with two little sisters.
A vacation in Scotland is just what you need.
We will take you up north to the mountains and the lochs and the clean air.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

Hi Fiona!

Your mommy won a subscription to Cosmo, but I need her address! Please have her email me. :)


Wild Dingo said...

I surely do NOT know how your mom puts up with 2 MORE girls! wowzer! woo have your paws filled with those 2!

now let's all say it together: "Pooooorrr Tai Chi!"