Saturday, February 6, 2010

The REAL update on Abby, and MangoMinster

Disregard anything that Mom wrote about Abby being “mellow”. She’s a MONSTER! Oh, Mango, why didn’t Mom listen to you about Puppy Monsters?!? Now it’s too late, we’re stuck with the little thing.


TaiChi and I have been busy trying to prep for the Best In Show competition, and the Abby Monster has totally ruined our beauty sleep, chewed through our evening wear gowns, and heavens knows what happened to my bikini, but I don’t think those stains are water! Eeeew.

Speaking of MangoMinster, since both TaiChi and I are competing for Best In Show, we just urge you to go vote. Preferably for one of us, but go vote! Me? I’m actually throwing my vote in for TaiChi; she is so old and venerable and wise that I think she is definitely the Best In Show. Me? I’ve got plenty of time to be Best In Show; TaiChi deserves the honors while she has the chance.

There is No Way that I was ever this young.

Not possible. I am certain that when I came to Mom and Dad, I was perfectly well-behaved, house-broken, and the model of a perfect puppy.

Note from Fi’s Mom: No, actually, you weren’t. In fact, Dad was just talking about the time when he was on the couch and you were sleeping on his stomach, and completely without warning, you peed all over him.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mom. I think you’re smoking crack. I never did anything like that. End of discussion.

I know, she looks all innocent and everything, but trust me, Mom brought home a MONSTER. If you put her in her crate, she immediately starts protesting like someone is trying to pull her tail off!

Monster, I tell you! The noises that come out of this thing!

And don’t let this picture fool you. I’m not relaxing around her, I’m just keeping a Very Close Eye on her.

TaiChi doesn’t trust her, either!

And here she can’t decide if she should chew on her toy or my tail…. If you can't tell, I am using my extraordinary mental powers to convince her that she really doesn't want to chew on my tail...

Mom doesn’t have any ‘action shots’ yet because whenever Abby is up and moving, so is Mom.

Personally, I think Mom and Dad should buy stock in the Nature’s Miracle company, the way they are using that stuff up!

But, when Abby sleeps, we all take the chance to get a little shut-eye.

*kissey face*
-Fiona the ever-suffering.

PeeEss: Go to MangoMinster and vote for TaiChi. Or me, but I think TaiChi really deserves it more than me.


Mango said...

Miss Fiona! I did warn you. Puppies! Eeesh! Momma always takes a week of "pupternity" leave when a new little rascal comes to our house because the only time she gets to sleep is when the puppy is sleeping.

Hang in there and don't worry about any drama queen SQUEEEE sounds you might hear. Good luck in the show, both of you.


doyle and mollie said...

us oodles need to stick together so fiona you get our vote, taichi is just to scary to even consider, mollie reckons she will see abby next year in the herding ring cos it pretty much looks like shes got the lot of you under her paw already arf arf arf and you are welcome to visit us anytime... maybe even start playing true colours

Anonymous said...

Too bad your peeps ruined your happy home Fiona. Maybe things will settle down when Abby gets older... like 4 or 5. BOL!

The Thundering Herd said...

Yeah those puppy things can be a real pain (though it has been a long time since Chez Herd has had a puppy - Natasha to be exact - because the rest of us were at least a year old before coming here). But there is a benefit. Any destruction will be blamed on the puppy. Think of the possibilities.

Mack and Sally Ann said...

I have a play pen just like your baby sister, and I love it. You can make your baby sister into a sweet loving little doggie. Please don't be to tough on her. It is your job to make her into the dog she will be. Mack taught me to be the dog I am. You must tell her when she is being naughty, but then tell her you do love her. Mack corrected me when I was a baby, but he always did it in a way that I knew I was loved.
Sally Ann

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Is it too late to enter Abby in the insane cracker puppy dog category?

Ms. ~K said...

Ooooh, I just want to kiss that sweet puppy snooter!!!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Fiona!
I am sure you are having an "interesting" time with Abby at home now!
Be patient! She will grow and everything is going to be fine!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Dory and the Mama said...

Wow Fiona...maybe this whole big sister thing is over rated...

Hang in there Smileys!

Kari in WeHo said...

Oh my, sounds like you are no longer enjoying being a big sister

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I've seen my mom snikhkering at your mom's FB posts about The Puppy!

HaRooooo is all I khan paw!


Wild Dingo said...

We LOOOOVED TaiChi's best in show paragraph! LOOOOVED it! and we felt that she deserved it too, because she deserves something honorable for being 18 and puttin' up with the youngins!

I'm soooo in love with Abby (and you too Fi)... you floofy things kill me!

THREE Girls? is your mom crazy? shheeesh... that's just asking for trouble! ;) hee hee

wild dingo

1000 Goldens said...

I love the picture of Fiona and Tai Chi closely observing the sleeping puppy. "What IS that, and what did the humans do to us?!" She is soooooo cute...

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

When babies sleep, you must sleep too or you'll never get your beauty rest.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh Fiona, you will be worn out! These puppies might be cute but boy are they hard work.
Good luck to you and Tai Chi at Mango Minster.
Martha & Bailey xxxx

BRUTUS said...

Well, she IS cute, no matter what. The whole puppy thing is gonna come back and get me too, I just know it. As they say, "what goes around, comes around" and I'm afraid I've been a bit of a terror though my puppyhood. You sure do have a lot of tan furs there!!

Brutus the Frenchie

Elizabeth said...

But she is just so darn cute!!

ELizabeth & Luna

Amber and Nala said...

Why of course you were never like that....your pawrents clearly must be having a mental breakdown if they think you were. ;) Definitely keep a close eye but I bet you can whip little Abby into shape in no time. ;)


Twinkietinydog said...

Busted! You can talk all the trash you want, the proof is in the photos. You and TaiChi look at the babe a bit too adoringly, did you notice that? BOL suckers! And you're a bunch of great siblings too. All of you. Listen to you urging us to vote for your TaiChi!