Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa Paws,

First, let me make it clear that the above photo was one of our Mom's "jokes"; we are both really good dogs, and if anyone is getting coal in their stocking, it should probably be Mom for calling into question the character of my rambunctious, enthusiastic and fun-loving sister.  (Me, of course I'm nice.  That goes without saying.)  Okay, I'm kidding about putting coal in Mom's stocking - she's a good Mom, even if she insists on getting pictures of us wearing antlers and Yoda ears and whatnot.

We are really lucky dogs; we get lots of walks, lots of treats, lots of frisbee time, and we have two doting servants parents who cater to our every whim need.  So while we could always use more bully sticks, frisbees and snow, if you'd prefer to drop our goodies at an animal rescue shelter, please do so, as they need presents more than we do.  We'll just cajole our parents into getting us more bully sticks and frisbees.  Although we think our Dad would REALLY like it if you could convince your elves to shovel the driveway if you bring us any snow!

We hope your reindogs enjoy the cookies and liver treats we've left for them!  Sorry about eating your cookies.  And Mom would have left a wee dram of something out for you, but we were worried the Utah Skyway Patrol might pull you over for DPUI - delivering presents under the influence, and no one drinks milk here, but there's some orange juice in the fridge you are welcome to!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

PeeEss:  For those of you who do not know that reindogs actually pull Santa's sleigh, go check out Mogley's blog to get the full story.


rottrover said...

Merry Christmas, Fi and Abs! We're all a little bit naughty and a little bit nice, right? Have fun!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Murphy said...

We are very excited for Santa Paws to come too! Pretty soon!! Merry Christmas!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Bocci said...

Ha! We enjoyed reading your letter! Merry Christmas to you!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm pretty sure Sandy Paws will drop by -

Maybe you'll get that moose fur your furry own!

PeeEssWoo: My mom is drinking a Starr Hill NORTHERN LIGHTS IPA right now - she's not seen any kholours....yet!

Mitch and Molly said...

Merry Christmas, Fiona and Abby and to your mom and dad too!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Dexter said...

Had I known you were in need of coal, I would have instructed momma to send some from granny mad grampy's basement. It would seem they have an abundance of it from when grampy thought he could use it to heat the familial estate and it burned so hot it cracked the chimney. Sigh.

Hope you have a peaceful day full of snuggles and frisbee (and no more costumes).


Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Have a very Merry Christmas to all of you - enjoy the day and have a safe and happy New Year. And a big thank you for being such great buddies all year long :)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Merry Christmas to the Two of you and to your Peeps.

Dory and the Mama said...

We hope you had a wonderful Christmas and gots everything you wanted!!

Merry Christmas Smileys!!
Dory, Jakey, Bilbo and Arty

Kari in Alaska said...

Merry Christmas!

Stop on by for a visit

Sam said...

We hope you got everything you asked for!

Monty and Harlow