As you probably know, my sister and I are half Standard Poodle and half Golden Retriever.
Today, my sister showed that she really is only half Retriever.
See all those frisbees at her feet and the expectant look on her face, waiting for Mom to throw another frisbee? Abby's Retriever half is clearly the half that chases things down, and not the half that actually brings things back.
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus