|C'mon, lady. Break out the cheeseburgers.|
Mom is, like, 87 million years old today**. Hopefully she's not too old to forget that she should bring us a cheeseburger from the Magic Cheeseburger Window so we can help her celebrate! Heehee!
So we'll just sit here until Mom brings us a cheeseburger...
Happy birthday, Mom! We plan on jumping all over you and hogging the bed, just so you know how much we love you! Especially if you and Dad go our for raw fish - then we'll spend the rest of the night trying to scour the fish remains off you!
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus, your loving daughters
**Mom is claiming that she's 29. Again. Whatever. We could show you pictures from her LAST birthday, where the numbers on the cake are a wee bit higher than 29... But if Mom wants to claim to be 29, we'll go along with it. I mean, it's still 87 million years in dog years! Heehee!