Tomorrow (Saturday) is my birthday!!! I'll be two whole years old! Two? When did that happen? Last time I checked, I was still a young pup.
Oh. Wait. You say I am a young pup, still? Okay. I can live with that.
At least Mom isn't going to try to stick a party hat on my head, like she did last year.
And thank heavens she's not going to get me a birthday cake. (This one looked pretty, but, uh, it sort of tasted like dirt. And while my mutant puppy sister might like eating rocks, I'm not so keen on the dirt-flavored thing...)
I actually preferred this cake much more....
And I did get some pretty good loot last year.
In the meantime, I'm going to get some pre-celebration beauty rest so I'm at my best for whatever Mom has (or doesn't have) planned!
-Fiona, the Almost Birthday Girl (and Abby the Mutant Puppy)