Sunday, July 13, 2014

Another Week with my Radio Telescope while Abby has Fun

Yep.  I am still working with the SETI Institute, using my radio telescope to contact Abby's Mother Ship to see if they will come pick her up and take her back to whatever planet she came from search the skies for signs of intelligent life.

"Fi to Mother Ship.  Come in, Mother Ship.  Please come pick up Abby.  Message repeats."
*sigh*

However, I have a vet appointment on Wednesday, and if all goes as planned, I will have my stitches removed and I can stop being part of the northern-most radio dish in the Very Large Array.

In the meantime, Abby has been having all sorts of funballs times.  Without me, I might add.  *double sigh* She went to the Dog Park With The Pond (without me) and met up with Murphy and Stanley!!!  There was much Doodle-craziness (of which I was not a part....).  But they all seemed to have a good time.

Abby and Murphy preparing for full tennis ball swimmie action.

"C'mon, Murph!  There are more tennis balls where these came from!"

Stanley, protecting the swimmers from unidentified floating objects!

Abby and Murphy, enjoying the pond while keeping an eye out for sea monsters!

Loch Ness Doodle!


Emerging from the water like the Lady of the Lake.
Zoomies with Stanley

Dog park action!
Abby has also been engaged in many zoomie-related activities...








And she's had general tennis ball action...

Ear flappage!
 





AND, on top of all of THAT funballs stuff, she had another doggie class, without me.  Are you noticing a pattern here?  Yuh, all of us scientists searching for intelligent extraterrestrial life are stuck at home while the goofballs of the world go off and do fun stuff.

Practicing her camouflage skills.

Performing a balancing act in the shade.

Two happy campers!  Jessi, the turkey hotdog lady, really is wonderful.  And will be more wonderful when I get to see her!

Checking out the fire equipment.

And this ginormous truck.
She also got to go to World Market and go furniture shopping...

"Mom, I like this futon!"

Very funny.  Or it would be, if I had my reading glasses so I could read this.

Thanks for reading this to me, Jessi!

Hanging out!
Luckily, all this activity has resulted in a very worn-out Hippobottomus.  And as we all know, a tired Hippobottomus is a good Hippobottomus.



Have a great week!  Hopefully this time next week, I will be suture-free and having as much fun as Abby!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Sunday, July 6, 2014

A Tale of Two Doggies

As some of you may know, I had surgicals on Wednesday.  I don't remember much, other than getting all sleepy and then waking up and being a little dizzy and ouchie and having a weird plastic thing on my head. Mom says I had surgicals on my bladder and a "vulvoplasty" - whatever that is; all I know is that is left me with a whole bunch of stitches on my "south end" (if you know what I mean).  All this surgicals is supposed to stop the chronic urinary tract infections I've been having, so hopefully in two weeks I will be a brand-new me!  In the meantime, I've been spending a lot of time looking at the inside of my eyelids.  Like this:

Yes, I was just a wee bit loopy here.  (Or possibly more than a wee bit....)
 And this...
I've got 87 more days of this?  *sigh*
Because Mom knew about these surgicals, she got some pre-4th of July photos of us....


Mom is never allowed to go to the store by herself ever again.  Just saying...
Anyhoo, other than that, my week has been deadly dull, interrupted by dollops of chunky peanut butter, ramming into walls (and Mom) with my cone, and going outside ostensibly so I can pee, but I see it as the perfect excuse to lick my stitches.  Mom does not seem to be wildly enthusiastic about my licking endeavors. Oh well.  That won't stop me from trying!

Abby, on the other hand has been having a seriously funballs time!  And before you ask if I'm jealous about Abby having fun without me, well, not really.  I mean, I would much prefer to be out having funballs with Abby, but if the situation was reversed, and Abby was the one who had surgicals, I would hope that I wouldn't be expected to do nothing for two weeks while Abby healed.  So while being on bed rest for two weeks is not my idea of a good time, I don't blame Abby for wanting to have fun, and I'm glad Mom is making sure Abby isn't going stir crazy with me.  But lemme tell ya; if Abby has surgicals, I am SO having non-stop funballs times!

Abby has been getting in a lot of tennis ball and frisbee action (as usual).
















Gumby dog!




Abby also had a doggie class with Jessi (the turkey hotdog lady) and walked around in the heat






She got to say hi to a doggie on a shaded porch!

Our Granny has identified these flowers for us.  (Not that we really need to know the name to appreciate them, but thanks for the info, Granny!)
And on this great adventure, Abby apparently also went bobsledding.  Who knew you could go bobsledding in July?
I think she's getting ready for the 2018 Olympics!

Jessi has even volunteered to be her brake-woman!
In addition to all that funballs stuff, Mom took Abby to the pond today!  Actually, I'm not as swimming-crazy as Abby is - I much prefer to chase my tennis balls on ground rather than in water - so I'm not heartbroken about this.  And Abby (and Mom) seemed to have a grand time.  Apparently they were also checking out the pond before Abby's play date with Murphy and Stanley this next week, and have given it the OK.  

It looks like Abby had a great time (and she's all tired, which is a good thing!)!





The mythical Loch Ness Dorkadoodle!


Anyhoo, I've got another 10 days of bed rest ahead of me, so I will be working the pathetic look (not too hard to do with this stoopid cone on my head - Astro of the Jetsons could totally pull off the look, but I think he's the last do to be able to do so...).


And Abby will be having some grand adventures, so I'll be living vicariously through her.  However, Mom says the site of my stitches is "looking better" so I'm on the mend, which is good, because as soon as the vet gives me the okay, I will chasing tennis balls like a crazy Doodle!  And Mom is postponing my birthday celebration until I'm able to fully enjoy it!

Have a great week!

*kissey face*
-Fiona (aka 'Astro') and Abby the Hippobottomus